Snow Days
Humorous forecast for heavy snow accumulation
QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer
Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare