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Smoking In The Boy's Room

Outhouse chemical reaction raises the bar

Smoking In The Boy's Room thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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