Smoking In The Boy's Room

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump