QuotaBillsHockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown
To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman