QuotaBillsCanada is hockey. - Mike Weir
Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown
To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman