Skateboading For Seniors

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it's been. - Wayne Gretzky

Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. - Julie Andrews

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Failure after long perseverance is much grander than never to have a striving good enough to be called a failure. - George Eliot

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca