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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen Covey

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

The question which we must ask ourselves is not whether we like or do not like what is going on, but what we are going to do about it. - Winston Churchill

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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