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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

You stand out more by being weird than fitting in. - Emma Tupa

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Do Not Respond! No matter what anyone says about you. - Unknown

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may! - Dr. Seuss

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Shoulder Strap: A device for keeping an attraction from becoming a sensation - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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