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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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