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Should Have Pulled Out

Pierre Elliott Trudeau on abstinence

Should Have Pulled Out thanks to Barry McCartney

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I can abstain; but I can't be moderate. - Samuel Johnson

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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