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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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