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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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