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Shoe Change thanks to Rena Beresford

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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