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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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