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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Unknown

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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