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Shear Agony

What to expect at a Nanaimo, B.C. barber shop

Shear Agony thanks to Karen Moore

Shear Agony thanks to Karen Moore

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Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not flay them. - Tiberius

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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