QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
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Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not flay them. - Tiberius
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay