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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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