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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus


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