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Seas And Greetings

Nautical Salutations to seafarers around the world

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Hollow: An empty greeting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples


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