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Seas And Greetings

Nautical Salutations to seafarers around the world

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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