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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman


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