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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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