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Scooter Duo

Daisy, Daisy on a scooter that's built for two

Scooter Duo thanks to Barry McCartney

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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