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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Everybody gets scared sometimes, May Belle. You don't have to be ashamed. - Katherine Paterson

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner


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