QuotaBillsA pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell