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Route Our Parents Took To School

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Route Our Parents Took To School thanks to Roy Taylor

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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