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Route Our Parents Took To School

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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