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Route Our Parents Took To School

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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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