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Route Our Parents Took To School

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Route Our Parents Took To School thanks to Roy Taylor

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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


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