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Route Our Parents Took To School

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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