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A soldier's Memorial Shadow

RIP Remembrance thanks to Jim Serritella

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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