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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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