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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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