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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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