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Reindeer Lumination

In Finland, Watts You See is Watts You Get

Reindeer Lumination thanks to wayne nowaz

Reindeer antlers are sprayed with a reflector to reduce traffic accidents in Lapland, Finland

Reindeer Lumination thanks to wayne nowaz

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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