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Reindeer Lumination

In Finland, Watts You See is Watts You Get

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Reindeer antlers are sprayed with a reflector to reduce traffic accidents in Lapland, Finland

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A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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