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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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