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Redneck Piton

Rock Climbing 101 for mechanics

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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