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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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