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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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