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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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