Redneck Palm Tree

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy