Redneck Palm Tree

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky