Redneck Palm Tree

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky