Redneck Palm Tree

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck