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Realistic Mannequin

Facing reality in the men's clothing department

Realistic Mannequin thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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