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Realistic Mannequin

Facing reality in the men's clothing department

Realistic Mannequin thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

You know you're overweight when you're living beyond your seams. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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