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Jethro's axellent idea to combine his yard tools

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Buzz Saw: A honey of a tool. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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