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Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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