Rat Toys

Where does he get those wonderful toys? - Jack Nicholson

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer