Rat Toys
Teddy bears for rodents
QuotaBillsWhere does he get those wonderful toys? - Jack Nicholson
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer