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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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