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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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