Rabbit Boost

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren