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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson


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