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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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