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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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