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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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