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Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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