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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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