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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren