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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley


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