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Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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