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Rabbit Boost thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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