Pork Bean Christmas
Have a Root'n Toot'n Christmas!
QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev