Dog cleanup in lane three...
QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash