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Polite Canadian Bus Drivers

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Polite Canadian Bus Drivers thanks to Peter Jordi

Polite Canadian Bus Drivers thanks to Peter Jordi

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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