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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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