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Polite Canadian Bus Drivers thanks to Peter Jordi

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Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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