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Pipeline Protesters

Easy to follow instructions for pipeline protesters

Pipeline Protesters thanks to Barry McCartney

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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