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Pipeline Protesters

Easy to follow instructions for pipeline protesters

Pipeline Protesters thanks to Barry McCartney

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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