#1 humor site on the 'net

Pigscape

Escape from the sausage factory

Pigscape thanks to Jim Serritella

Free-falling bacon

QuotaBills
Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


Ruling On Criticism

The New Canada

Pail Face

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Redneck DoorBells

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

Warm Them Up

Nautical Sense of Humour

Vegan Brownies

Worst Action Photographer

New Ghost Rider

Paint Ladder

Sidewalk Malt Melt

Redneck Post Support

Indiana Jeans

First Performance

Puzzle Makers

Fishing Dog