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Peeking One

Searching for Peking Street in Honk Kong

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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. - Henry Miller

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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