Peeking One

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Looking at the initials on your monogroom. - Archie Bunker

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. - Gloria Steinem

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why He makes so many of them. - Abraham Lincoln

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. - Henry Miller

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon