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Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. - Gloria Steinem

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. - H L Mencken

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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