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Patriot Blood

The seed of Freedom's tree

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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