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Patriot Blood

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Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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