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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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