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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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