QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies