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Pagan Gods

Baal, Ishtar and Tammuz send their greetings

Pagan Gods thanks to Sylvia Blanchette

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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