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Pagan Gods

Baal, Ishtar and Tammuz send their greetings

Pagan Gods thanks to Sylvia Blanchette

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Who knows whether the gods will add tomorrow to the days already passed? - Horace

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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