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Pagan Gods

Baal, Ishtar and Tammuz send their greetings

Pagan Gods thanks to Sylvia Blanchette

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Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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