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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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