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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson


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