Old Man Winter

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

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Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi