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Ode To The Welfare State

Prominent Democrat poetry from the State of Georgia

Ode To The Welfare State thanks to Jim Serritella

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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Garmin Drive

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Eye For Coffee

Logging Moose

Firemen's Revenge