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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

I'm 50 years of old - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Drainage: How old is the sewer? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people. - Archie Bunker

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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