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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness

QuotaBills
Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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