OCD Guy
He's old, cranky and demented
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression
Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBillsI'm 50 years of old - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova
Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes
You're never too old to become younger. - Mae West
The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel
Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden
Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand
There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele
A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying
There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson
I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes
Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant
We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois
You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland