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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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