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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar