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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle


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