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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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