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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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