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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

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A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all. - Chinese proverb

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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