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NFL Military

Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield

NFL Military thanks to Jim Serritella

'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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