NFL Military
Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield
'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'
QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne