NFL Military
Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield
'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'
QuotaBillsAn army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy