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NFL Military

Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield

NFL Military thanks to Jim Serritella

'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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