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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

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I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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