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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo