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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner