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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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