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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare