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Mountain Lookout

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Mountain Lookout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Mountains are not fair or unfair, they are just dangerous. - Reinhold Messner

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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