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Mountain Lookout

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Beyond mountains there are mountains. - Haitian Proverb

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Mountains are not fair or unfair, they are just dangerous. - Reinhold Messner

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Checkpoint: A location from which the programmer draws his salary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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