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Mountain Lookout

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Mountains are not fair or unfair, they are just dangerous. - Reinhold Messner

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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