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Morning Face thanks to Howard Chapman

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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