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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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