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Morning Face thanks to Howard Chapman

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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