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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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