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Moose Pedestrian

Unexpected traveler crosses the Passagassawaukeag River in Maine

Moose Pedestrian thanks to Kyle Bradford

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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