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Moose Pedestrian

Unexpected traveler crosses the Passagassawaukeag River in Maine

Moose Pedestrian thanks to Kyle Bradford

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I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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