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Moose Pedestrian

Unexpected traveler crosses the Passagassawaukeag River in Maine

Moose Pedestrian thanks to Kyle Bradford

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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