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Monday Lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa on an off day

Monday Lisa thanks to Roy Taylor

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

In all possible universes, Monday was the same. - Philip K Dick

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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