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Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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