Missing Mother-In-Law

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

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Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou