Missing Mother-In-Law

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren