Missing Mother-In-Law
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QuotaBillsMinimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes
Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa
A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow
The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb
Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck
Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou