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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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