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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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