Merry Thisness

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always get the heaves in the presence of critics. - Gene Fowler

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly. - George MacDonald

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner