Merry Thisness

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly. - George MacDonald

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

"Underlings should always be uncomfortable in the presence of their superiors," said the Emperor. "Don't you agree?" - Paul S. Kemp

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois