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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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