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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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