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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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