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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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Always Use Your Mirrors

Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

Wrench Wheel

Bonsai Fruit Tree

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Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

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