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Maui Diver

Open season for sharks in Hawaii

Maui Diver thanks to joe-kster

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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