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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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