Marijuana Tree

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler