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Manitoba Spring Preparation

Preparing for any kind of weather in the Moistwet Territories

Manitoba Spring Preparation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

People only see what they are prepared to see. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

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thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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