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Manitoba Spring Preparation

Preparing for any kind of weather in the Moistwet Territories

Manitoba Spring Preparation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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