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Manitoba Spring Preparation

Preparing for any kind of weather in the Moistwet Territories

Manitoba Spring Preparation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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